Sorry for the "b" word, but it just came to me.

Here's a link to what our house looks like when it's on the local Real Estate tv channel. Click on the link that says Listen to Audio Description of Home. Hilarious. I wrote the copy, not knowing it was going to be read by a grandfatherly man with a voice you'd expect to say things like "presumptuous" and "ostentacious" and other three-dollar-words. I forgot I threw in "awesome lanai" on that copy and just had a hearty laugh hearing this fine gentleman say "awesome" almost like he'd never said it before... which made my mind wander. What else should I have put in there for a laugh? "This is one bitchin' house. Don't miss the fly location, phat lanai, sweet floorplan, and fo shizzle, get a load of the landscaping. Dude, you gotta check this one out..."