low cut this, high cut that, cleavage and legs everywhere, guys with
their boxers showing so much I don't know why they wore shorts... it
is most certainly a college campus replete with hormones and too much
free time. I had a guy in class yesterday who I asked to pull up his
pants-- how many times have YOU wanted to do that? It was terribly
gratifiying. I don't care to see your boxers, sonny. Yes, I may be
30, but I feel that I might qualify for a seniors' discount at Bob
Evans with the mindset I have.
2.) Putting deoderant on your feet in order to minimize foot sweat
(and subsequent stink) only makes the sweat come out your back. Not a
fun feeling, especially when you're in front of people all day,
worrying about how thick your shirt is and how much it can absorb
before showing through. Sorry to be so personal, but that's the
truth. Hope that helps you all.
3.) The good fortune of having your house blog mentioned in the local
newspaper isn't good fortune when trying to secure a homeowners
insurance policy. Did you know that they won't write you a policy if
your house is for sale? Blech. I'm now trying to convince Allstate
that my house is not actively for sale, as it is not on the MLS nor
Craigslist nor is there a sign out front. Except that the first
sentence of a front page news story YESTERDAY claims that the house IS
for sale. Beautiful.
4.) The last tidbit for today is a little ditty that reinforces the
fact that college students, especially these here, need to be taught
what is appropriate and what is inappropriate for the "real world."
Um, writing your teacher an email with no punctuation, "u" instead of
"you", and including "lol", is not appropriate. Better yet, giving
your teacher an email address which starts YuckFou@... is not
appropriate. And don't give me a dirty look. You need to grow up.
That's all for today, friends. I look forward to passing along many
more wise words as they come to me.
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