Not so subtle

School is back in session as of today. I love this job, and although
I'm still bleary-eyed from the 6 a.m. alarm, it's energizing to be
around college kids. And there's something about the rhythm of the
school year that I really like. The kids are fun, too. The girls are,
just like in August, dressed as little as possible. I swear, the
cleavage is staggering. All these perky bosoms are enough to make a
not-as-perky 31-year-old feel ancient and saggy. And the guys can't
get enough of it. They're all full of hormones, just like in
September. New semester = new crop of girls to ogle. Some guys are
subtle, some not so much. Last semester the winner of "Most Offensive
T-shirt On The First Day Of School" went to Mr. "Don't Worry, I Always
Pull Out." Seriously. On his t-shirt. This semester it goes to Mr.
"I'm Not A Gynecologist, But I'll Take A Look." Who makes these
shirts? Goodness. And it's always the guys who I would bet my lunch
haven't seen action in, oh, say, ever. But they want the world to
think they have.

Mothers, don't let your babies grow up to be these guys.