The Ugly Child.

I think we'll name him, "Gene."

So I finally got around to scanning this pic in for you. But the scanner is only doing black and white today, for no apparent reason.

The funniest part of all of this "fake kid" situation is an email I got from a high school friend. Apparently she and her then boyfriend, now husband, did the same thing and got an interesting prospective child as well. Thankfully, none of her four darling children have turned out to look anything like the picture.