Because I love lists...

Thanks to a slow afternoon, I've been reading through some fun blogs. One of them in particular inspired this:

Phrases 99.9% guaranteed to be totally full of it:
a) That's our absolute bottom line price for the car.
b) Welcome to Publix!
c) It's in the mail. You should get it any day now.

If you frequent the above phrases, there is a 99.99% chance that you:
a) want to rob me and smile while you do it
b) don't care that I shop at your overpriced grocery store
c) are a vendor of the company I work for, and you owe me surveys /engineering /something else I need pronto and said so on the request form

Where do they all go? Where?
1) ball point pens
2) notepads
3) my flip flops

Overrated:
x) food that used to be weird but now is what all the cool kids like, like sushi, or indian
y) myspace
z) walmart, especially in lehigh acres, better known as little mexico

Underrated:
x) gardening
y) pdf writers
z) weekends with Brad